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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Lets play pretend today...

 I want to be a kid again...I want to play pretend!
who wants to play with me?

I'm going to walk through my house and pretend it is 
SPOTLESS
and so clean and neat!


LETS PRETEND....
my kitchen table isn't covered with work stuff
 my family room floor isn't covered with shipping envelopes...
ALL my dishes are done and put away...
That all the beds are made and rooms are clean.....
that all the laundry is done and neatly folded and put away....
that my office doesn't look like a war zone and that ALL my emails have been answered on my super neat clean desk....

and saving the best for last...
LETS PRETEND I AM TOTALLY DRESSED FOR THE DAY AND DID NOT TAKE ALL THESE PHOTOS FRESH OUT OF THE SHOWER IN MY TOWEL :-0
 awesome right?
{insert slight total embarrassment here}


Let's pretend for TODAY shall we so I don't have to deal with REALITY! 

what are you going to PRETEND today?

18 comments:

  1. LOL, you're too funny! Thanks for sharing, it makes me feel better about my messy house! Also, I'm pretty sure we have the same iron (from not sure where) and ironing board (ikea), haha. And I LOVE the rug that is right next to them in the picture, where is that from???

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  2. Dido... to ALLL of that... um except the last one.. AT least you had a shower today.. me total failure face at that one! I rolled out of bed after pushing snooze 3 times! Ugh.. rushed to get my 8 year old to the bus stop, and my two little boys breakfast. haha

    Also actually my craft room is pretty clean.. mostly because I still tend to use my kitchen table.. like you and it looks just like yours and the hubs is starting to wonder why I even have a craft room! HA

    Anyways... you rock girly.. and you are brave.. Idk if I could stomach to put my mess online for all to see! BUT Im glad you did.. haha It makes me feel better! :)

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  3. i love the pretend game!!! can i just pretend i have tons of money, a big, i mean giangantic, house and an awesome car parked up front? oh, while we're at it, can i pretend i'm not at work but sitting on my deck, beer in hand, reading a book under the sun? ahh... thanks for that. felt like a mini vacation ; )
    i love your blog, by the way!
    love,
    Jello

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  4. HA HA, this is awesome! :) Thanks for showing us how REAL you are!

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  5. I feel so much better now.
    My house is rarely spotless.

    I fact, i texted my mom the other day and said "I am so sorry for going behind you and messing up freshly cleaned rooms."

    Gosh... I can't keep not even one single room clean without someone {usually me ;) } going in behind me and causing ruckess.

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  6. This has got to be one of my favorite posts so far! I'm so glad there is a fabulous, talented and beautiful person out there that sometimes has a mess like mine at home! I'm gonna pretend that I'm not 6 months pregnant and exhausted and try to tackle some projects and messes that need tending to!

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  7. I took pictures Tuesday so that by Sunday I can take after pictures showing how CLEAN my house is... Seriously it's Thursday and it still looks the same, except now I have shopping bags all over... crud! :) Thanks for keeping it real. Sometimes in blogland you can feel like you are a terrible housekeeper. Shoot, get off the computer, Emily, so that you can have a clean house in 3 days!

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  8. I love the pretend game! My sister and I used to play that CONSTANTLY when we were younger. In particular, we would pretend our "husbands" were in trouble and we had to rescue them - the woman rescues the man for a change!

    Right now, I want to pretend that I am on a lovely beach in Hawaii looking out at the ocean enjoying beautiful weather and getting a nice tan! Makes me so happy just thinking about it!

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  9. Yes! I'm pretending the same things over here in California. Let's be pretend play friends :)

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  10. oh my gosh you are so funny! I'd like to pretend that all my finals are over and all my papers are turned in. I'd also like to pretend I don't need summer school...and one last pretend is for my hubby to be home :) thanks for letting me pretend with you haha!

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  11. Thanks for the glimpse!

    But really, if you were THAT embarrassed you wouldn't post them ;)

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  12. That's hilarious!!! I hear ya! I wanna pretend all our stuff is moved to our new house... That my car isn't loaded down with LOTS of things to unload after work... That it's clean and I can just go home to dinner tonight instead of load and unload more stuff... haha!

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  13. I would love to pretend I didn't just ask my boss' wife if she was pregnant when she's NOT! OMG I am a horrible person.

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  14. Sounds good to me! hehe! I dont see nothin'!

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  15. best post ever! I am so glad I am not alone!!

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  16. This is sure to bring a smile to any fellow scrapper!

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  17. I'll play pretend with you! Can I just tell you what a breath of fresh air it is to see your house? I see so many bloggers show their "mess" which consists of maybe two magazines and a water bottle on their kitchen counter. My house looks like yours :)

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  18. Oh my goodness, girlfriend!! How in the world did you let your house get that messy?! My man would freak!
    Looks like you have a busy weekend of cleaning ahead. Have fun!! lolol

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